Sometimes I wish that i had the guts to keep a dozen eggs next to me while I was working. Then, when someone comes down the block, double parks, and blasts their horn for about 5 minutes, I could open my window and lob a couple of eggs at them. That would be so satisfying.
Is it too much to ask to get out of your car and walk the five steps to your friend's door and ring the doorbell??
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